As Malcolm Turnbull returns, no doubt reluctantly, from the photo-ops of Europe to the harsh world of Australian politics, he is inevitably turning his mind to the oncoming conflict and the need to vaporize Bill Shorten.
And it will not be enough to simply keep repeating the line about my taxes down, his taxes up, especially when it seem certain that Labor will be able to afford bigger personal income tax cuts than the coalition, by paying for them through the removal of perks, subsidies and other entitlements dispersed in the prodigal Howard years.
So the killing of Bill needs to be more immediate and direct, and one way to start administering the poison is to be through the opposition leader’s background as a union apparatchik.
Shorten, declared Julie Bishop last weekend, was a union organizer and he wants to be a union prime minister. Enough said.
It is true that the unions, and in particular the CFMMEU, the government’s favourite whipping boy, are not popular and Shorten’s association with the movement is probably a net political minus for him.
But it could be worse; he could be tainted with being involved with banking. Which leads to the immediate rejoinder to Bishop: Turnbull was a merchant banker and he has now become a bankers’ prime minister.
Since he became prime minster – long before in fact – Turnbull has been a zealous defender and protector of the four pillars and everything they stand for. He opposed Labor’s early reforms to demand that financial institutions – principally the banks and their subsidiaries – behave honestly and decently; that would be utterly unnecessary, excessive regulation and red tape.
When it became obvious that honesty and decency were not always priorities, Turnbull said, effectively, that it didn’t really matter – there may have been a few rotten apples but the orchard was still producing for Australia, a few tweaks would fix things. When the malfeasance continued and increased, Turnbull said a friendly chat between the moguls and some politicians was all that was required to repair the culture.
But a serious inquiry, a royal commission? Out of the question: royal commissions were for the enemy – the unions, the traditional opponents of the banks since the 19th century. The banks were our mates and always have been – that’s why we’re giving them more than $13 billion in tax cuts. Government by the bankers, for the bankers, and, in Turnbull’s case, of the bankers.
Given the events of the last few weeks and the certainty of many months to come, this may not be the image our Prime Minister wants to take into a tight election. But it is the one he has made for himself, and any attempts to change it have proved futile.
Indeed, given the rest of his c.v. it could be hard to make serious improvements. In other facets of his previous life Malcolm Turnbull was (and basically still is) a lawyer, not the most loved of professions. But better than another of his early forays into his career: he was a journalist.
Now that really is the pits. Perhaps he would be wise to stick to banking, with all its fraud, theft, perjury and general bastardry after all.